Mary Vincent

The brute that is Mary Vincent

With one foot in the grave, Mary is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Though talent was itself lacking, Mary nobody would guess that this was someone who was to become a superstar within her own lifetime.

Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as an idiotic politician plague Mary, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

In 2003, Mary was uncovered, while pissing her life away, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", talent scout Mary Monroe, drinking from a paper bag a see-through substance that was later found to be a remedy for gastroesophageal reflux.

Mary Vincent was born at breakfast time in 1982, to parents Harold and Melissa Vincent.

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