On 4th July, 2002, Mary was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by agent Caroline McCarthy, eating her body weight in suspiciously log shaped chocolates. Mary Wheeler started life as a librarian; one of those who in their youth believed that rhinos were fat unicorns. Rumours about Mary Wheeler suggest that she will soon turn to becoming an outspoken programmer as an alternative career. Mary spent the first few years of her fame suffering from bluke reincoma.
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| Lawks a lordy | Next showing: on iTelevision, on 7th February 2025, 09:00 |