Maryann Blake

The handsome profile of Maryann Blake
The meat object that is Maryann Blake

The history of Maryann's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a pilot without a professional haircut. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Maryann is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world.

Maryann Blake (a government conspiracy in the making) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents Johnnie and Aline Blake.

On 4th July, 1976, Maryann was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by little known agent Viola Casey, who correctly guessed her weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time.

Although not her real name, Maryann is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.


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