Matthew Monroe

The handsome profile of Matthew Monroe
The human-butterfly that is Matthew Monroe

On 4th July, 1970, Matthew was discovered by top-fellow acting star, shaking his money maker for the public. Smelling slightly of the remnants of a multi-coloured wrap, Matthew became one of the longest running actors in online soap opera history. Matthew Monroe was born in the family barn in 1968, to parents Nicholas and Earlene Monroe.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Matthew is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Wild rumours continue to circulate around Matthew due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could look through clothing.


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