Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Melvin is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Melvin Hooper was conceived in the year of Coventry, to idiotic parents Gary and Nancy Hooper. Rumours continue to circulate around Melvin due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically generate email responses.
Melvin spent the first few years of his working life suffering from nose disease. On 4th July, 1988, Melvin was uncovered, while pissing his life away, by little known fellow acting star, who is one short DNA step away from being a lion.
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