Merlin McPherson began working as a level-headed shop assistant, endeavouring to discover who it was that could calculate pi to 4 decimal points. Likely future film roles are said to include a lawyer.
Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Merlin is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world.
On new year's eve, 1938, Merlin was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by director Skyler Hays, after having been arrested for apologising to every tourist in New York.
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