Milton Bentley

Milton is a true exemplification of the proverb: diligence is the mother of good luck. Although rumours abound about Milton, the former winner of "biggest gland" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society. Milton Bentley began working as a life coachpissing his life away one day at a time. In the blink of an eye, Milton, no relation, has found himself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.

On 4th July, 1943, Milton was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by midget-agent Johnnie Sanford, hustling orphans on street corners.

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Get your balls out of my court	Next showing: on BeebTV, on 7th November 2025, 23:00