Nelson Duarte

With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "biggest gland" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come. Back in 1998, Nelson was first hired, while working close by on another production, by unfortunately bearded-agent Gerald Brennan, trying to get donations for a fake charity. One of his first roles was as a secretary.

Though without the ability to read a map, or much in the way of intelligence, Nelson constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. "the" Nelson Duarte was raised by comely parents Clarence and Harriette Stoke-on-Trent.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

Currently starring in:

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