Nicole Duarte

Nicole Duarte was conceived at breakfast time in Detroit, to parents Charles and Myrtle Duarte. Nicole's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a baker.

Nicole - gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four - now finds herself at the top of her game, and untouchable by most agencies because of her connections through the Illuminati. On an auspicious day in 1975, Nicole was uncovered, while working the streets, by unfortunately bearded-fellow acting star, trying to get donations for a fake charity.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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