Nicole Key

The handsome profile of Nicole Key
The wonderful human that is Nicole Key

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Nicole is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. Nicole's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a dirty florist.

On new year's eve, 1948, Nicole was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by an ass of a director Nola Price, who correctly guessed her weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time.

Nicole Key (someone everyone wishes to be in a dream) was raised by attractive parents Desmond and Mary Key.


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