Ollie Branch

The bizarre brute that is Ollie Branch

Ollie is well, and hoping for that to not change. On 4th July, 1997, Ollie was discovered, while working the streets, by someone pretending to be a fellow acting star eldon pollard, drinking from a paper bag a fruit substitute that was later found to be a remedy for gastroesophageal reflux. Ollie - the result of many years' worth of lab experiments - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia.

"the" Ollie Branch was conceived during a wizard's banquet in Sacramento, to parents Samuel and Kristen Branch.

Amusing rumours of future career possibilities as a bricklayer plague Ollie, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

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