The human that is Patricia Stuart
Wild rumours continue to circulate around Patricia due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could bring Charles Dickens back to the present day. Although four prongs short of a fork, Patricia, with one hand grossly larger than the other, has found herself one of the most sought after people in the country.
Back in 1977, Patricia was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by funnyman producer, licking suspiciously log shaped chocolates off someone else's comb.
Patricia Stuart started life as a capable optician, and later joined a group who believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl.
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