Aimee McKnight

On new year's eve, 1949, Aimee was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by little known talent scout Patricia Stuart, licking suspiciously log shaped chocolates off a comatose man's beard. The wonderful Aimee McKnight was born during a wizard's banquet in 1919, to highly unattractive parents Albert and Maya McKnight. Aimee - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.

Although rumours abound about Aimee, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" has forgotten how to understand roman numerals.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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