Albert Cowan

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The wack-job that is Albert Cowan

Wild rumours continue to circulate around Albert due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could transport fuel back in time for some reason. On new year's eve, 1989, Albert was discovered, while working close by on another production, by top-director Nora Galloway, while eating a sandwich, provocatively. Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Albert showed the world that being this freaky ain't easy. Lost and lonely, Albert is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.

Albert Cowan was conceived in the year of Reading, to obese parents Johnie and Ruth Cowan.

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Torture and happiness Next showing: on iTelevision, on 16th July 2024, 21:00
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