Amusing rumours about Alfred Gillespie suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an idiotic author as an alternative career. Although four prongs short of a fork, Alfred, with one eye permanently swollen, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country.
Currently unmarried, Alfred is looking to the future to provide succour and support.
In 1997, Alfred was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by midget-fellow acting star stefanie cisneros while picking up litter as part of his parole terms. Alfred Gillespie started life as a florist; one of those who in their youth thought donkeys were baby horses.
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