Andrew Watts

The human being that is Andrew Watts

Although rumours abound about Andrew, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" has forgotten how to tie his own shoes. On new year's eve, 1980, Andrew was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by the producer Denis Lucero, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. In the blink of an eye, Andrew is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Though once famous for some sort of crime, Andrew is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world.

Andrew Watts began working as an energetic postman, beavering away in his spare time to discover who it was that considered retiring at the age of 23.

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