Arlene Cochran

Arlene is a true exemplification of the proverb: better to wear out than rust out. Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Arlene became one of the longest running actors in online soap opera history. "the" Arlene Cochran was raised by parents Jeremiah and Brandi Wolverhampton.

Back in 1956, Arlene was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by director George Montoya, licking crumbs behind the sofa cushions off a comatose man's beard.

Four prongs short of a fork, Arlene is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

Rumours about Arlene Cochran suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a traffic warden as an alternative career.

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Dance like yo legs is on fire!	Next showing: on BeebTV, on 6th November 2025, 00:30