Austin Petersen

The human that is Austin Petersen

In the blink of an eye, Austin, named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country. Austin Petersen (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) struck lucky by having been conceived by highly unattractive parents Jason and Mattie Petersen. Back in 1970, Austin was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by hook-handed-agent Mabel Bright, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.

Married with one children, Austin is said to be "radiant" with hope.

Although rumours abound about Austin, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently gone into hiding.

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