Benjamin Winters

In 1992, Benjamin was first hired, while pissing his life away, by fellow acting star eric preston, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Benjamin, who was once a window cleaner, now finds himself without any semblance of charm.

The amazing Benjamin Winters was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Wycombe, to abusive and self-harming parents Jason and Laverne Winters. Odd rumours of future career possibilities as a fisherman plague Benjamin, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

With one foot in the grave, Benjamin is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.

Currently starring in:

Show	Next showing
Dead wrong	Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 5th November 2025, 21:00
Giraffes: nature's greatest threat	Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 7th November 2025, 22:00
With a nice chianti	Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 5th November 2025, 21:00