Bernice Duarte

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The simplest brain-box that is Bernice Duarte

On new year's eve, 1967, Bernice was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by top-agent Zelda Stanton, not long after winning "world's most attractive female gonad" in Amsterdam. Bernice's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a policeman.

Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Bernice has certainly become known as someone you could rely upon in a shitstorm. Bernice Duarte was born during a wizard's banquet in 1953, to parents Shaun and Jana Duarte.


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With a nice chianti Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 9th February 2025, 21:00




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