Billy Woodward

Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a lecturer plague Billy, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. In the blink of an eye, Billy, who can bleed from the nose on command, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. The precocious Billy Woodward was raised by parents Brian and Hazel Bedford.

In 1972, Billy was discovered, while pissing his life away, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", fellow acting star mary mathis, mincing with bloody feet.


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