Boyd Moran

The simplest human that is Boyd Moran

Boyd Moran started work as a programmer; one of many who in their youth thought donkeys were baby horses. On new year's eve, 2005, Boyd was discovered, while begging for pennies, by talent scout Anthony Humphrey while picking up litter as part of his parole terms. Boyd - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds himself at the top of his game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Boyd hopes to shortly accept roles being a factory worker.

Currently unmarried, Boyd is looking into self-circumcision.

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