The smartest wack-job that is Brett Justin Booth
Rat-faced Brett justin Booth (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) struck lucky by having been conceived by comely parents Ed and Rose Booth. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Brett constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible bodies in the showbiz world.
On new year's eve, 1979, Brett was uncovered by agent Edith Hoover, not long after winning "world's least washed genitals award" in London. Although rumours abound about Brett, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" was last seen inhabiting small wells in order to frighten young children.
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| Billie Newman is a complete shit | Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 28th January 2025, 20:30 |
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