Brianna Woodard was conceived at breakfast time in New York, to parents Max and Diana Woodard. Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Brianna showed the world that being this freaky ain't easy.
Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
On new year's eve, 1916, Brianna was picked up, while begging for pennies, by unknown talent scout Patricia Stuart, who regularly shares his food with a tortoise.
Married with four children, Brianna is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Odd rumours of future career possibilities as a shop assistant plague Brianna, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
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