Carolyn Kidd began life as a couch potato, striving on a device that could bring Charles Dickens back to the present day. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Carolyn is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world.
Although rumours abound about Carolyn, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" has recently gone into hiding.
With several awards already to her name, the former winner of "biggest gland" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.
On an auspicious day in 1966, Carolyn was first employed, while pissing her life away, by unfortunately bearded-fellow acting star mary spencer, licking something that looked like a naan, but wasn't, off a comatose man's beard.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Get your balls out of my court | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 27th January 2025, 10:30 |
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