Chad hopes to shortly accept roles being an architect. On an auspicious day in 2025, Chad was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by the talent scout Homer Conway, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.
Chad Arias began his career as an absent-minded designer, and later joined a group who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art.
Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Chad constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible folk in the showbiz world.
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