Chad Key

The handsome human-computer that is Chad Key

In 2010, Chad was first hired, while working close by on another production, by oft-hooded-director Vanessa Hardy, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. Although not his real name, Chad, face like a steering wheel of an old car, has found himself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.

Chad Key started work as a level-headed nurse; one of many who in their youth believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl. Amusing rumours continue to circulate around Chad due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically select criminals from line-ups.

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