The artiste that is Charles Eaton
Though talent was itself lacking, Charles showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue. Back in 1995, Charles was first employed, while pissing his life away, by producer Jamie Clay, licking dried and previously chewed gum off a series of road cones. Charles Eaton was raised by grateful parents Gerald and Stella Cornwall.
Charles's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a secretary.
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