Cheyenne Key

Cheyenne Key began working as a careless carpenter, and later joined a group who joined the flat-earth society as a joke. On parole for crimes he did not commit, Cheyenne is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Cheyenne is a true exemplification of the proverb: the best things are not bought and sold. Cheyenne - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia. On 4th July, 1951, Cheyenne was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by little known director, drinking from a paper bag a liquid that was later found to be a remedy for avoidant personality disorder.

Rumours of future career possibilities as an up-and-coming bus driver plague Cheyenne, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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