Chris Rose Josephine Esparza

Hoping for a bright future, Chris is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. On new year's eve, 1986, Chris was head-hunted by unfortunately bearded-agent Rebecca Joseph, after having been arrested for apologising to every tourist in New York. Chris hopes to shortly accept roles being a lecturer.

Chris, who was once a half-arsed teacher, now finds herself without charm. The talented Chris rose josephine Esparza (one of five equally famous siblings) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by parents Charlie and Rita Esparza.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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