Christian Key was conceived in the family barn in Indianapolis, to parents Kyle and Christine Key. Though without a permanent home, or the ability to read a map, Christian constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
Although rumours abound about Christian, the former winner of "biggest gland" has recently gone into hiding. In 2008, Christian was discovered, while pissing his life away, by unknown fellow acting star william yates, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers.
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