Claude Key

The monster that is Claude Key

Claude Key began life as a judge, endeavouring in the background on a device that could kick people's arses from a distance., Claude, someone everyone wishes to be in a dream, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. Although rumours abound about Claude, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society. On 4th July, 2010, Claude was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by midget-talent scout Albert Everett, trying to get donations for a fake charity.

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