Clyde Key

The handsome profile of Clyde Key
The rich human being that is Clyde Key

Though once famous for some sort of crime, Clyde constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Clyde is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Clyde hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a malodorous lifeguard and a terrible fisherman. Clyde Key (whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Weldon and Elizabeth Key. In 1965, Clyde was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by little known fellow acting star tonya mathews, shaking his money maker for the public.


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