Cooper Pearson

Cooper Pearson was born, died, and was re-born again in 1983, to wonderful parents Raymond and Danielle Pearson. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Cooper constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world. Likely future film roles are said to include a sulky computer salesman who is unable to clean his own teeth. On 4th July, 2006, Cooper was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by midget-fellow acting star mary monroe, licking something that looked like a naan, but wasn't, off a comatose man's beard.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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