Crystal Bender

The handsome profile of Crystal Bender
The bizarre bread-basket that is Crystal Bender

Crystal Bender was conceived during a wizard's banquet in Coventry, to parents Brendan and Sherry Bender. Crystal is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

Crystal hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an elfin nurse and a half-baked computer salesman.

On 4th July, 1955, Crystal was uncovered, while working the streets, by director Kimberley Ewing, shaking her money maker for the public.

Crystal - a mistake if ever nature made one - now finds herself at the top of her game, and untouchable by most agencies because of her connections through the Illuminati.


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