The human-computer that is Cynthia Novak
Cynthia, who was once a saucy painter, now finds herself without any semblance of charm. In 2000, Cynthia was head-hunted by agent Collin Bright, drinking from a paper bag a liquid that was later found to be a remedy for sardoskin's rantomin, or fluke winglets.
Cynthia hopes to shortly accept roles being a cheerful librarian. Slightly dog-faced Cynthia Novak was raised by comely parents Eugene and Mary Richmond upon Thames.
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