Dakota Key

The handsome profile of Dakota Key
The human-butterfly that is Dakota Key

In 1977, Dakota was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by talent scout Sue Arias, who was at the time really excited about her new shoes. With no future in sight, Dakota is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.

Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Dakota nobody would guess that this was someone who was to become a superstar within her own lifetime.

Unsubstantiated rumours about Dakota Key suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a scientist as an alternative career. Dakota Key commenced her life as a newsreaderpart of a team that failed to win the olympics in '08.

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Torture and happiness Next showing: on iTelevision, on 16th July 2024, 21:00

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