Darren McGrath

The handsome profile of Darren McGrath
The human-computer that is Darren McGrath

Back in 1923, Darren was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unfortunately bearded-producer Tara Key, hustling orphans on street corners. Rumours about Darren McGrath suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a passionate scientist as an alternative career. The wonderful Darren McGrath was born at breakfast time in 1904, to self-harming parents Gregory and Jazmin McGrath.

Four prongs short of a fork, Darren, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country.


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