David Cline

With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come. David - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over. In 2000, David was uncovered, while pissing his life away, by talent scout, eating his body weight in crumbs behind the sofa cushions. One of his first roles was as a fashion model.

David Cline was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1970, to abusive parents Gordon and Reva Cline.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

Currently starring in:

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