David Rosario

The handsome profile of David Rosario
The brute that is David Rosario

On new year's eve, 2000, David was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Madison Ewing, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. David - named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in no small part to his role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named. David Rosario was raised by abusive and self-harming parents William and Inez Kirklees.

Amusing rumours continue to circulate around David due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could transport fuel back in time for some reason.


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