David Shea

The perfect thing that is David Shea

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness. David's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a half-arsed teacher.

In 2016, David was picked up, while begging for pennies, by the producer Aron Murillo, after having been arrested for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ).

Though without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, or any idea what foreplay is, David constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Child-star David Shea (whose back is made mostly of plastic) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Prince and Elizabeth Shea.

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