The person that is Derek Blankenship
In the blink of an eye, Derek is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. One of his first roles was as a level-headed carpenter.
Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Derek is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world.
On new year's eve, 2000, Derek was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by oft-hooded-talent scout Robin Gillespie, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.
Derek Blankenship began his career as the gaffe in a head act.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Space is noiseless but we don't care | Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on Skience Fiktion, on 8th February 2025, 19:00 |
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