Desmond Riddle

In just a few short years, Desmond, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. Likely future film roles are said to include an absent-minded factory worker who is unable to play monopoly with anyone over the age of 6. Back in 1941, Desmond was picked up, while begging for pennies, by producer Jeremy Pugh, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.

Desmond Riddle was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Southwark, to sibling parents Ryan and Myrtle Riddle.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

Currently starring in:

Show Next showing




Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

thumbnail for Celine Dion news story Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy thumbnail for Bush news story George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Funny RSS feed