Currently unmarried, Diego is looking to the future to provide succour and support. Though without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Diego constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. The precocious Diego Vaughan was conceived on a portentous day in Kirklees, to abusive parents Shane and Mary Vaughan.
On new year's eve, 1993, Diego was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by talent scout Ariana Larson, after having been arrested for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ). Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Diego due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could help figure out who joined the flat-earth society as a joke.
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