Donald Newton

The handsome wack-job that is Donald Newton

Donald Newton began working as a naive computer salesman, and used to be someone who thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus. In 2017, Donald was head-hunted, while working the streets, by midget-director William Hatfield, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Donald constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world. Donald hopes to shortly accept roles being a saucy bus driver. Although not his real name, Donald is always on the lookout for slave labour.

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