Donald Rivas

The handsome profile of Donald Rivas
The meat object that is Donald Rivas

In 2014, Donald was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by top-talent scout Donald Cunningham, shaking his money maker for the public. Donald Rivas started work as a wannabe astronomer; one of those who in their youth climbed trees in their youth, only to later discover that that was a pretty stupid thing to do.

Untalented and broken, Donald nobody would guess that this was someone who was to become a superstar within his own lifetime.

Rumours of future career possibilities as an it guy plague Donald, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.


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