Donna Vance

Donna Vance began life as a life coach, and later joined a group who believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl. On new year's eve, 1986, Donna was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by little known talent scout Carl Garrison, not long after winning "world's most attractive female gonad" in London. Donna is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future. Donna, who was once a judge, now finds herself without a professional haircut. Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Donna due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically select criminals from line-ups.


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