Donovan Frey

The handsome profile of Donovan Frey
The cool nutter that is Donovan Frey

The wonderful Donovan Frey (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) struck lucky by having been conceived by parents Charlie and Bernice Frey. Rumours of future career possibilities as a fabulous baker plague Donovan, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Four prongs short of a fork, Donovan is always on the lookout for slave labour. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Donovan is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world.

On an auspicious day in 1959, Donovan was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by agent Wendy Tapia, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.


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Things people find between their toes Next showing: Season 1, Episode 7 REPEAT on BeebTV, on 10th February 2025, 19:30




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