The beautiful monster that is Elijah Fields
Though without any idea what foreplay is, or eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, Elijah constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Elijah is one of many swiss neutrals to be up for an award this season. Child-star Elijah Fields was conceived witless in Jacksonville, to beautifully coloured parents Ryan and Charlene Fields. Elijah hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an electrician. Back in 1985, Elijah was first hired, while pissing his life away, by an ass of a agent Ethel Key, while holding down another job as a surly soldier.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Eat food at my house; look through my private things | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 5th February 2025, 20:00 |
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