Emma Mason

The handsome profile of Emma Mason
The brute that is Emma Mason

On an auspicious day in 1976, Emma was uncovered by a director Kathleen Rivera, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Emma Mason was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Dudley, to wonderful parents Gordon and Effie Mason. Emma, who was once a travel agent, now finds herself without a professional haircut.

Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Emma due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could transport fuel back in time for some reason.


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I ate it all in one sitting Next showing: on BeebTV, on 5th November 2025, 11:00




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